theycallherloveee

THIS IS IMPORTANT

mother-machinegun:

GUYS TODAY MY GIRLFRIEND AND I WENT TO GOODWILL AND I FOUND THIS FUCKING CLOCK

IT WAS LIKE THIS CLOCK WITH BUTTONS YOU COULD CLICK AND IT CYCLED THROUGH WORDS AND FOR WHATEVER FUCKING REASON THEY INCLUDED THE WORD ‘NUTS’

LIKE

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

WHAT PURPOSE DOES THIS CLOCK FUCKING SERVE

WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD FUCKING IDEA

NOOOO

THIS IS FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE

we bought it.

kelekelo:

megapyon:

ʖ haha got ur nose

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The best relationship is when you can act like lovers and best friends at the same time.

davusignavus:

rudimentree:

davusignavus:

i liked the page for my school’s lgbt* center on facebook and my mom just sent me a message that said

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“now all of china knows you’re queer”

please deliver this reply to your mother:

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she laughed so hard i think she exploded

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