GUYS TODAY MY GIRLFRIEND AND I WENT TO GOODWILL AND I FOUND THIS FUCKING CLOCK
IT WAS LIKE THIS CLOCK WITH BUTTONS YOU COULD CLICK AND IT CYCLED THROUGH WORDS AND FOR WHATEVER FUCKING REASON THEY INCLUDED THE WORD ‘NUTS’
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
WHAT PURPOSE DOES THIS CLOCK FUCKING SERVE
WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD FUCKING IDEA
THIS IS FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE
we bought it.
The best relationship is when you can act like lovers and best friends at the same time.
i liked the page for my school’s lgbt* center on facebook and my mom just sent me a message that said
“now all of china knows you’re queer”
please deliver this reply to your mother:
she laughed so hard i think she exploded